Timing

 

 

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in.  As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very instant!”

 

My eyes lit up.  “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!” I thought.  Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said, “Thanks so much.”  She returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

 

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”

 

“The egg timer’s broken,” she explained

|UPDATED|10/6/2015 11:12:26 AM (AZT)|/UPDATED|


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Eggs for lunch as well?

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