A doctor in New Hope Pennsylvania

wanted to get off work and go hunting,

so he approached his assistant.

'Tom, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and

don't want to close the clinic.

I want you to take care of the clinic

and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answered Tom.

The doctor went hunting and returned

the following day and asked:

'So, Tom, how was your day?'

Tom told him that he took

care of 3 patients.

'The first one had a headache

so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'

asked the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning

and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' said Tom.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this.

And what about the third one?'

asked the Doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here

and suddenly the door opened

and a woman entered.
Like a flame, she undressed herself,

taking off everything

including her panties

and lay down on the table

and shouted:

'HELP ME! I haven't
seen a man in over two years!'

'Tunderin' lord  Tom,

What did you do?' asked the doctor.

J

'I put drops in her eyes!'

You thought I was sending a dirty joke!

NOT ME!!!!!