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Traffic Jam

Posted: 7/8/11 6:27am Message 1 of 4
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Topeka KS

Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the car window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and
Harry Reid
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They're asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse
them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'



'Most people are giving about Five Gallons.'



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People are so glad to help!!!  LOL

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Re: Traffic Jam

Posted: 9/24/11 12:45pm Message 4 of 4
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Larry lives in Kansas...............He probably donated!


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