I have been in
many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go
alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been
in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have,
however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be
driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends,
family and work. I live close so it's a short drive. I would like to
go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical
activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place
to go and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but
only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in
Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my
favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline
flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli
I can get! And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am
not. People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never
been there before! I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I
get, the easier it is to get there. I actually kind of enjoy it
there. So far, I haven't been in Continent, but my travel agent says I'll
be going soon.
Vette(s): 1969 convertible L71 427/435 4-speed black interior
There used to be a club nearby named Cahoots...for the same reason as in the joke. The owner said he wanted patrons to tell others they were "in Cahoots".