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A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
The building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
Full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
Straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think
The man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitc h!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.

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Joel, you had me rolling on the floor with that one!

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LOL... kid is pretty smart.

I'd have had to leave the room too!!!

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Try saying the punch line in your best Porky Pig voice!

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