Topic: Turkey Treatment
in Forum: Anything Goes
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?”
The boy looks down and said, “Well, lookee there. A turkey done roosted under my arm!”
“You know turkey season is closed,” the game warden said, “so whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you. If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?”
The little boy thought it over. “I guess I’ll just kiss his a$$ and let him go!”
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Pretty smart kid.........thanx for posting a smile on my face!
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