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Two Coffees, Please...

Posted: 4/7/11 9:52am Message 1 of 5
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Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard. ''Are you Mohammed?'' he asks. 
''No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up'' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. 
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. 
He asks again, ''Are you Mohammed ?''  ''Why no", he answers, "I am Moses, Mohammed is higher still.''
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic-looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, ''Are you Mohammed ?''
''No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'' 

Mohammed higher than Jesus ! Man, oh man ! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question: 
''Are you Mohammed ?'' he gasps, as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. ''No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but, you look exhausted.  
Would you like a cup of coffee..? "
"Yes ! Please !"





As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out, "Hey Mohammed-- two coffees !"
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Two Coffees, Please...

Posted: 4/7/11 12:57pm Message 2 of 5
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Posted: 4/7/11 4:39pm Message 3 of 5
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Two Coffees, Please...

Posted: 4/7/11 7:15pm Message 4 of 5
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[QUOTE=yostusota]Are you telling me that heaven is a 7eleven? [/QUOTE]

I coitainly hope not....I will not set foot in a 7-Leben....



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Posted: 9/24/11 2:04pm Message 5 of 5
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I guess I can say oh MY GOD to that one. (because that's my GOD)


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