Topic: Two Old Men
in Forum: Anything Goes
> TWO OLD MEN > TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS > AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. > AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL > > > THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS > AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST > TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. > THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING > TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' > > THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD > MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. > > AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,'YOU > KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' > 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' > 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE > TIME I WAS LOVING HER.' > > HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.' > 'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' > > 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON > THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND > FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!' | |||