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Two Prostitutes

Posted: 4/10/09 9:23am Message 1 of 1
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
Two Prostitutes - $50.00. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them They'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

"Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter --$50"

 




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