Topic: Walmart Greeter
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So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, ugly, mean-acting
woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them
all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said
pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have
there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
that anyone would have sex with you twice. Have a good day and thank you
for shopping at Wal-Mart.
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Don't you just wish you could say that to people? Good job, Larry!
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[QUOTE=Jaws79]Don't you just wish you could say that to people? [/QUOTE]
What makes you think you can't?
IF the shoe fits....
[/QUOTE]What makes you think you can't?
IF the shoe fits....
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