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Walmart Greeter

Posted: 12/2/10 8:25pm Message 1 of 4
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    So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day......
  About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, ugly, mean-acting
  woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them
  all the way through the entrance.  As I had been instructed, I said
  pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have
  there.  Are they twins?'

  The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't
  twins.  The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.  Why the hell would you
  think they're twins?  Are you blind, or just stupid?'

  So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
  that anyone would have sex with you twice.  Have a good day and thank you 
  for shopping at Wal-Mart.
 



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Posted: 12/3/10 6:56am Message 2 of 4
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Don't you just wish you could say that to people? Good job, Larry!
 
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Walmart Greeter

Posted: 12/3/10 11:33am Message 3 of 4
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[QUOTE=Jaws79]Don't you just wish you could say that to people? 
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Re: Walmart Greeter

Posted: 9/25/11 4:53am Message 4 of 4
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