Topic: Wasp
in Forum: Anything Goes
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A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes
into the wife's business end. Naturally enough, she panics.
The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull
up his shorts and carries her into the car. Then he makes a mad dash to
the doctor. The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too
far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that he will
have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis and
withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp.
And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and
his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise
to the occasion. So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the
husband and wife don't object.
Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so the
doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an
erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop
and withdraw but continues with vigor.
The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?" To which the doctor
replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the bastard!!!
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in Forum: Anything Goes
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