Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat.  As they deal with the paperwork of entering a new country, one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs.”

“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”

As they sit, they hear a pushcart vendor yelling, “Hot dogs, get your dogs here!”  They both walk toward the hot dog cart.

“Two dogs, please,” says one.  The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps

both hot dogs in foil and hands them over.

Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their food.