Who Says Men Aren't Sensitive?                                          

                                                                
    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they    
    end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows    
    her around                                                              
    his  apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with  
    sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all   
    the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little   
    higher, and   huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The  
    woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy       
    bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to       
    mention this to him, and actually is quite pressed by his sensitive     
    side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's   
    clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion 
    with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the           
    afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"  
    The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."