Topic: Why I'm depressed
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your a sses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your a sses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your a sses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline...... I had to press 1 for
English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your a sses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your a sses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline...... I had to press 1 for
English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....
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Adams' Apple said: Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your a sses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your a sses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your a sses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline...... I had to press 1 for
English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....
Did you ask if the job pays well?Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your a sses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your a sses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline...... I had to press 1 for
English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....
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