>> Will I Live to see 80?

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>> I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and

>> exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

>> (I just turned 60.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't

>> resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do

>> you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

>> 'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm  not doing drugs, either!'

>> Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

>> 'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very

>> unhealthy!'

>> 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,

>> hiking, or bicycling?'

>> 'No, I don't,' I said.

>> He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

>> 'No,' I said.  

>> He looked at me and said...

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>> 'Then, why do you even give a s hit?'