My nookie days are over

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my pride and joy

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I’ve got a full time job

To find the friggin’ thing.

It used to be embarrassing

The way it would behave,

For every single morning

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches

It sure gives me the blues

To see it hang its little head

And watch me tie my shoes. 

 Willie Nelson  Poem