Win a Prize!

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.”

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed eight.  “You were close,” the proprietor said. “The number was seven.  Sorry, no sex this time.”

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed two this time.

 “Sorry,” the proprietor said, “it was three. You were close, but no free sex this time.”

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex.”

 “No it ain’t,” his buddy replied.  “My wife won twice last week!”