Tracy is invited to her new boyfriend's house for dinner. She is very

nervous because this will be her first time meeting his family. She

enters the house and meets the family, however she is still very uneasy

about the whole experience. She really likes her new boyfriend and wants

to make a great first impression.

They all sit at the table when Tracy's nervousness begins to make her

feel a bit uncomfortable. Gas pains develop, but she continues to eat a

delicious broccoli casserole. Soon the gas pains get so bad that her

eyes start to water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve

herself a bit, and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but

everyone at the table heard the squeak. 

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father

looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at Tracy's feet, and said

in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!"

Tracy thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A

couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This

time she didn't even hesitate. She let out a louder and longer fart.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Damnit Ginger!"

Once again Tracy smiled and thought, "this is great!". A few minutes

later Tracy had to release another fart. She didn't even think about it

and let it rip but this fart was even a louder SQUEAK!

Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled "DAMNIT

GINGER, get away from that girl before she shits on you!"