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Women's vision of Men

Posted: 10/13/08 10:10pm Message 1 of 1
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

  

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

  

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

 

He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '

 

And they say blondes are dumb...

 

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'

 The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

 

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

 The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger....

Whoosh...immediately he turned 90!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

 

AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

 A: Trustworthy.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

 

 

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