Words Of The Day

1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. 

Pepito  replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

 2. *Mushroom*

 When all my family get in the car

There's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*

My fren wants 2 become a citizen,

But che didn't know how to read,

So I, shoulder.

4. * Texas *

When I'm not home,

My fren always Texas me,

Che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. 

I got mine piece

Then che got herpes.

 6. *July* 

Ju told me ju were going to tha store

But ju went to see sum guy,

July to me!  Julyer!

7. *Rectum* 

I had 2 cars

But my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken* 

I was going to go to the store with my wife

But che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair* 

We only have one enchilada left

But don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women.

I told her,  "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

12. *Bishop* 

My wife fell down the stair

So I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash* 

I want to go to the club

But no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser* 

That women has a nice body,

Budweiser face so ugly?