Ya gotta watch those Texans...

A hot Las Vegas showgirl met a 90+ year old Texas oil man...a very, very rich Texas oil man. She figured if she could convince him to marry her he wouldn't last through the honeymoon night and she'd inherit all he had...she would be able to be rich and do nothing but have fun the rest of her life.

After a whirlwind romance, the old geezer spent a ton of money on her and then asked her to marry him. She was happy beyond words...her plan was working perfectly.

After their wedding they retired to the honeymoon suite at the most luxurious and expensive hotel in Vegas.

She's in her flimsiest nighty waiting for her new husband to come out of the bathroom. She wants to show him a night of passion that he won't be able to survive and her plan will come to fruition.

"What's taking you so long, Darlin'?" she asks her new hubby from the bed.

Then the bathroom door opens and out walks her nonagenarian groom...stark naked except for four items...

...a swimmer's nose plug;

...ear plugs;

...cleated track shoes;

...and a condom.

"What the hell is all that for?" she exclaimed.

The old codger proudly replied...

"There's three things I cannot stand Darling...no traction, the smell of burning rubber and the sound of a woman screaming!"

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