Fast. Cheap. Reliable. You can only have two.

If its Fast and Cheap it aint Reliable.

If its Fast and Reliable it aint Cheap.

If its Cheap and Reliable it aint Fast.

There’s nothing nice about a C3.

It’s stripped down to the essentials –

a big engine, a small car, and four

wide tires trying to keep the whole

business on the pavement. It’s loud,

smells like gasoline, and shakes,

shudders, and bucks. It makes your

arms tired and your feet hot. You

nearly crash about once every ten

minutes. It’s so darn wonderful that

you can’t believe it.”