Subj: YOU ARE IN THE ARMY NOW

When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he joins the 
army. 

At the induction physical, the medical doctor directed the 
reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room. 

"What chart doc?" the young man asked. 

"The one on the wall!" The doctor said. 

"What wall?"

Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the doctor asked  his beautiful
nurse to strip and walk in naked. 

"What do you see now son?"



"Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm blind as a bat." 

"Well, you may not see anything, 'but your d#*k is pointing straight toward Fort Campbell, Kentucky," the doctor said! 

Welcome to the U.S. Army, my boy.'