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"Paging Dr. Adams...paging Dr. Styer..."

Posted: 10/3/06 6:38pm Message 1 of 79
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"...paging Dr. Kapp...doctors Ron and cthulhu...Dr. Lukas...all available medical personnel, please report to Emergency Room C3, stat.....nurse Micki, please bring the paddles..."

"...patient has been admitted, suffering from three severed wires in the vicinity of the frontal under dash area on the right side...preliminary examination cannot determine where these wires are meant to go, or what they control...wires are located well up under the dash, immediately adjacent to the passenger side console..."

"...owners are in the waiting room...they report the damage was only recently discovered, and they've seen no symptoms in patient's system from these severed wires...X-rays of the wounded area have been taken and are available for viewing...but tech help is required for that..."

"...patient is female, 28 years old...bones seem strong, but complexion is bad...all precious bodily fluids have been recently replaced...patient's temperature is normal...breathing normal...blood pressure also normal...but three severed wires need to be surgically reattached, stat..."

"...all doctors, and nurse Micki, please report to Emergency Room C3, stat..."


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Posted: 10/3/06 6:43pm Message 2 of 79
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Some additional anatomy clues are required.  What colors are the wires??  What is not working?



Corvettes and women are the same...You want to make love to them but they keep breaking down.

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Posted: 10/3/06 6:45pm Message 3 of 79
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And you call yerself a WRITER!?!?

Calm down sir...she's in good hands...we're waiting on X-RAYS...uh-oh...the radiologist has LOST them!!
That's ok...we have some that are CLOSE ENOUGH!!!
Send yer pics to me, e-mail...let's have a look-see


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Posted: 10/3/06 6:50pm Message 4 of 79
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I certainly hope the patient doesn't succomb B4 we get the PICSPinch


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Posted: 10/3/06 6:53pm Message 5 of 79
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Can you say "Autopsy"? Adams' Apple2006-10-03 18:54:09


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Posted: 10/3/06 7:04pm Message 6 of 79
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"...all medical personnel....all medical personnel...X-rays have been electronically transmitted to Dr. Adams..."


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Posted: 10/3/06 7:14pm Message 7 of 79
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For God's sake Jim, I'm a DOCTOR, not an electrical engineer"!!!



here's one...hard to see, but there is a blue wire amputated...looks like it's coming out of a "scotch-lock"...I'll get the other pic up next...


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Posted: 10/3/06 7:24pm Message 8 of 79
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Posted: 10/3/06 7:31pm Message 9 of 79
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Here is the CLEAREST pic of the three...diagnosis can now begin...tic-toc-tic-toc

(it is too large to upload directly to the post...)


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Posted: 10/3/06 7:33pm Message 10 of 79
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Soon as Boston Legal is over I'll go out and take a look under mine.......




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