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"Paging Dr. Adams...paging Dr. Styer..."

Posted: 10/4/06 7:44pm Message 41 of 79
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Mr. T, the Doctors, and this animal hospital, kindly ax you to be sure to have all of your insurance paperwork, as well as any/all new x-ray materials here by noon. We also still need a signature on the "Hold Harmless" document you seem to keep losing.

Thursdays are our doctor's normal relaxing by the track..er...symposium on toe-jamb fungi day. The earlier you can get this info to us, the quicker we can place our bets...er...never mind...just send all info asap.
Thank you from the staff of (sour)MASH 411.


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Posted: 10/4/06 9:06pm Message 42 of 79
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Took this pic up under my dash last nite. Same location as Ted's pics. NOTHING there! Think those wires; brown, black, and blue are aftermarket? The brown/black in my pic is a single vacuum line that goes to the solenoid that opens the kick panel flapper.


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Posted: 10/4/06 9:45pm Message 43 of 79
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Could be....I think there's something fishy goin on there...


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Posted: 10/5/06 2:45pm Message 44 of 79
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                                                 Breaking News...

We interupt this broadcast to bring you late breaking international news...

Police are searching for a man they think might be hopped up on nitrous oxide/PCP/zanax, and Cherry Kool-Aid for failing to report to the Vette clinic this morning. The man was reportedly in possession of critical information reguarding a terminal patient at the clinic, and was due to turn in said information, in hopes of being able to save the patient's life. There has been no contact with the suspect since late last evening.

The patient in question's life hangs in the balance, as Doctors have very little infomation to go by, and the missing man is the only known relative. The patient appears to be suffering from some kind of nerve damage, believed by the attending physicians to have been caused by a rogue surgeon working out of a hospital known only as "Shadetree Bubba's".

Anyone having infomation on the location of this fugutive, please contact your local C3VR authorities.

We'll keep you updated on this situation as it unfolds.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled drivel...Adams' Apple2006-10-05 15:19:29


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Posted: 10/5/06 3:18pm Message 45 of 79
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"Dr. Adams....Dr. Adams, are you in today?...the patient's guardian called and said he knows he was supposed to get more X-rays taken, but he hasn't been able to because he says Administrator Norksy told him 'the digital X-ray machine was out of film'...but now he thinks he can, in the next few hours..."

"Is first-year resident Spielman around? If you are, Dr. Styer wants you to attend a patient who was just wheeled in...a C4 with a nasty attack of 'bad gas'...he's backfiring all over the examining room...maintenance, we'll need a mop and a pail in there, stat...resident Spielman, Dr. Styer says this will be 'a learning experience for you'..."

"And Dr. Lukas? The patient's other guardian is getting hysterical out here in the waiting room after seeing that C4 admitted...this guardian is screaming 'if my baby has to have plastic surgery, I don't want her to come out looking like a Volkswagen!!'..."

"And has anybody--anybody at all--seen nurse Micki??"


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Posted: 10/5/06 3:52pm Message 46 of 79
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Nurse Micki was last seen wandering around in the parking lot, chasing a pig, and carrying a large sledge hammer, chanting something about "you killed my Misery...you killed my Misery...you corkadooty man..."


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Posted: 10/5/06 4:35pm Message 47 of 79
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Sorry for the delay, the maintenance in ward C1 has been done for Dr. Adams and the Decontamination of ward C4 is complete for Dr. Styer, all medical bios has been properly disposed of and all medical paper work filed with the proper authority. The chance to work with the greatest medical team of all time is priceless. I do need some experience with Nurse Micki in organizing the medical supply room..Hug

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Posted: 10/5/06 4:57pm Message 48 of 79
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Did you use the special C4 disinfectant?  Discharge from plastic C4 can be quite explosive.  Watch out for the short fuses.   Those can also be found in the waiting room attached to those waiting and watching Gray's.  They are almost ready to watch the weather channel.
 
I need those x-ray man!  I'm already out of dilithium crystals.  How can I possibly get the heramistat to line up with the hemulator?  The wapperflunk is out of phase with the tail light push rod.   Push 20 of blinker fluid STAT!
 
I have some stincking suspisions that none of dis stuff is actualllly factory (gasp) installed.      This could remanents of, dare I say it, aftermarket surgery!   Now where is that Nurse???
Micki where are you?????



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Posted: 10/5/06 5:01pm Message 49 of 79
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"Is nurse Houlihan available? We're going to need a sedative administered out here...the patient's guardian just woke up from a nap on the waiting room couch and he's yelling that he had 'a bad dream' where Dr. Kapp sold all four of his Corvettes and bought a new Mustang Shelby 500 and a 1993 Viper with the proceeds..."

"Also, he's claiming that somebody named 'Archie Duntov' or something like that appeared to him in this dream and told him that Dr. Kapp had doctored the X-ray so that it shows no wires at all..."

"I asked him, 'so what you're saying is that Dr. Kapp doctored the documentation deliberately?'--and I guess that really must have pushed his buttons..."


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Posted: 10/5/06 5:18pm Message 50 of 79
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"All medical personnel, stand by for incoming transmission of new X-rays...Dr. Adams should be reviewing them in his private quarters right about now..."


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