Topic: "Paging Dr. Adams...paging Dr. Styer..."
in Forum: C3 Electrical

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Thursdays are our doctor's normal relaxing by the track..er...symposium on toe-jamb fungi day. The earlier you can get this info to us, the quicker we can place our bets...er...never mind...just send all info asap.
Thank you from the staff of (sour)MASH 411.
Joel Adams
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"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"


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Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
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"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"

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We interupt this broadcast to bring you late breaking international news...
Police are searching for a man they think might be hopped up on nitrous oxide/PCP/zanax, and Cherry Kool-Aid for failing to report to the Vette clinic this morning. The man was reportedly in possession of critical information reguarding a terminal patient at the clinic, and was due to turn in said information, in hopes of being able to save the patient's life. There has been no contact with the suspect since late last evening.
The patient in question's life hangs in the balance, as Doctors have very little infomation to go by, and the missing man is the only known relative. The patient appears to be suffering from some kind of nerve damage, believed by the attending physicians to have been caused by a rogue surgeon working out of a hospital known only as "Shadetree Bubba's".
Anyone having infomation on the location of this fugutive, please contact your local C3VR authorities.
We'll keep you updated on this situation as it unfolds.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled drivel...
Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
My Link
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"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"
"Is first-year resident Spielman around? If you are, Dr. Styer wants you to attend a patient who was just wheeled in...a C4 with a nasty attack of 'bad gas'...he's backfiring all over the examining room...maintenance, we'll need a mop and a pail in there, stat...resident Spielman, Dr. Styer says this will be 'a learning experience for you'..."
"And Dr. Lukas? The patient's other guardian is getting hysterical out here in the waiting room after seeing that C4 admitted...this guardian is screaming 'if my baby has to have plastic surgery, I don't want her to come out looking like a Volkswagen!!'..."
"And has anybody--anybody at all--seen nurse Micki??"

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Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
My Link
(click for Texas-sized view!) NCRS
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"
Sorry for the delay, the maintenance in ward C1 has been done for Dr. Adams and the Decontamination of ward C4 is complete for Dr. Styer, all medical bios has been properly disposed of and all medical paper work filed with the proper authority. The chance to work with the greatest medical team of all time is priceless. I do need some experience with Nurse Micki in organizing the medical supply room..
"I Love all Corvettes! LifeTime Member #60..Terry"
"Also, he's claiming that somebody named 'Archie Duntov' or something like that appeared to him in this dream and told him that Dr. Kapp had doctored the X-ray so that it shows no wires at all..."
"I asked him, 'so what you're saying is that Dr. Kapp doctored the documentation deliberately?'--and I guess that really must have pushed his buttons..."