Topic: "Paging Dr. Adams...paging Dr. Styer..."
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At any rate, the suspect has been apprehended, and the files have been recovered. Dr.s are working at a fevered pace to solve the mystery...amputation is enevitable...

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The attending proctologist has been heard to be leaning toward a diagnosis of "worms" in the patient.
In reference to Dr. Lukenheimer's tests, Dr. Poopshoot seems to believe that these "worms" are long dead, victims of the aforementioned botched lung transplant, possibly before the patient was adopted by her un-natural parents.
Speculation runs rampant in the waiting room, and a call to Administrator Shinoda only returned a sharp "I don't know what the h@#l is going on down there!!!"
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'frickin' frackin' doctors...first one tells me to shut the whole 'lectrical system down or I'll be a crispy critter and then the other one says no I gotta test for power and then the third is some kinda furren guy and he's demanding my 'papah's' and I don't think he means license and registration and then the fourth guy, he wants me to take X-rays further back from like some place across the street and I heard them whispering about a 'proctologist' and they were laughing and making all these weird poking motions with their hands...and now I think I see worms crawling on me!...and I know they're sizing me up for something terrible because one of 'em said 'lung transplant' and I think they're trying to fool me because another one of 'em was saying that I must be hallucinating and all that's really there are some plain old innocent 'speaker wires' and I know they're not because I had my whole head under there and it was all dark and scary!! And now there's spiders dancing with the worms!! And that Spielman guy, he seems like he's not really one of 'em but I seen him with that mop and that bucket TWICE now and I don't even want to KNOW what horrible medical experiments they're doing back there but I heard what I'm SURE was a brake pad squealing like something AWFUL was happening to it!!!...and I haven't seen that nice nurse lady ever come out of that broom closet since she went in there with that intern......frickin' frackin' doctors...'

Vun flew eazt, vun flew vest, vun flew over zee cuckooz nezt! Ve are all in a schpicle heeya! If everysing verks und zere ist no powa at any timen to any oven zee vires, amputate!

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"He said to tell you that he's sorry he overreacted...he knows you're just trying to help his baby get all better...and that he didn't really mean that crack about how 'the guys down at JiffyLube would know what to do...'. That was 'just the nitrous talking', he says..."
"So now that he's back on his feet, he's wondering what you want him to do. He can reinstall the patient's battery...can explore the current under-dash condition in even greater depth himself...will take additional long-distance X-rays...attempt to trace wires, even though he says they just disappear behind the dash...but he'll see if he can ID them from the left hand side...he says he's even willing to call the NCM and request one of their specialists to consult on an emergency basis, if you want a colleague's fifth (or is that sixth??) opinion..."
"He's worried that you're all going to take off for a long weekend's worth of golfing, martini-drinking and monitoring your stock market portfolios, and that his 'l'il baby girl' will be left in intensive care, still hooked up to those IV tubes with STP in them..."
"So he's wondering 'if the hospital has a dynamometer, and would that do any good in diagnosing this extremely puzzling condition that seems to have the profession's top vetterinarians so stumped'--??"

.......Nurse Ratchet reporting, I mean Nurse Micki reporting!! Dag burn Joel, he locked me up in the broom closet!

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