"First year resident Spielman...first year resident Spielman, report to the lobby area...we just had a wheel-in...a '66 big block, overweight and out of tune...tried to run the quarter-mile...just puked 14 gallons of coolant...nurse Micki said to tell you, 'this is how I got my career in medicine started, and now it's your turn'..."

"And Dr. Kapp? That new candystriper--somebody 'Hilton'?--she said to ask you, 'was that a stethoscope in your pocket, or were you just glad to see her?'..."

This is Dr.Ron,I have been sitting back quietly,assessing all of this imput,NOT NOW NURSE MICKI I'M BUSY,I'LL MEET YOU IN THE MORGUE IN 45 Minutes,after much deliberation with me and my OTHER SELF,WE have come to this conclusion ,Oh where were we,ya thats right ,A complete and total WIRECTOMY,YAH thats the ticket,JUST A MINUTE NURSE MICKI !,Where's that Candy Striper MS.Hilton,I'll be back I have to adjust my medication again,Don't do anything DRASTIC with out me,Coming Micki DRs Ron&ron  MD VETTE,FG  (FREELANCE GYNOCOLOGIST)Ron 782006-10-06 17:55:53

Locked in the broom closet.   I thought the plummer was in there.   Ohhhh, so was there plumbing going on?   Was that pratice with IVs?  Leave Dr Ron alone and answer the questions!      Or was Dr. Ron  incongnetio as a plummer?

"Doctors, I have the patient's guardian here and he's not looking too good...seems he went back in under the dash and got his neck in a pretzel...doctor Ron came rushing by here, with that candystriper, and he put him in an armhold and jerked his neck all around...but now the poor guy's head is laying kinda funny all the way over on his right shoulder and he's drooling a little too...Dr. Ron said it was 'just a little temporary partial paralysis and nothing to worry about, except for the late-night seizures'...and then he went running off with that 'somebody or other Hilton' who was giggling the whole time..."

"So the guy was trying to tell me what he found under the dash today, but all he could manage to get out sounded to me like....'geefunklefeebermishalickle....anatrumenable....ababbaabbababbba...'...so I gave him a piece of paper and a pencil and he scribbled pictures for me instead..."

"Here's what they look like: there's apparently one brown wire which goes into one end of the 'scotch lock'--Dr. Adams, isn't that what you have on the liquor cabinet in your office?--and then on the other end, there's a brown wire and a black wire that come out of that lock thing; and they both have bare wire ends, and they're both not attached to anything..."

"Then there's a pair of gray and green wires hanging down, which have electrician's tape wrapped around them, and two green wires come out of that connection..."

"Then there's an orange wire and a pink wire with a black stripe, which also run out of that same area where the 'scotch locks' are, way up under the dash..."

"At the radio slot in the console, there's a whole bunch of what look like speaker wires: one gray wire with another gray wire with a black stripe...one light blue wire, along with a navy blue wire...one yellow, along with one brown wire..and then in a red plastic device, there's one gray wire; one black wire; and two yellow wires, one of which has an extra red wire spliced into it..."

"So that's the best I can make out of what this poor schmuck has been scribbling here...the paper's so wet with drool that I hope I described it all right.......and oh, look: he drew 'smiley faces' on the speedometer and the tach...."

I think that bubba was there first.  And that's what really caused the priginal problem working with aftermarket stuff.

Apparently, security at this hospital has been farmed out to the local Musturd Club(Los Loco Cavios ). We have had a report of vandalism/criminal mischief in the parking lot.
The victim has been identified as a 1978 Chevrolet Car-vette, or Chee-vette...the writing on the offense report is, dare I say it, worse than a Doctor's.

There was video tape of the molestation of the inocent victim, but it has been "mis-placed", according to the Hospital spokes person, a Dr. Spin.

What was salvaged was a few grainy still photographs, taken from the interior of the victim's vehicle, the 'Vette(Cor or Che).

Please look at these photos carefully. You may know something about this criminal activity, and may have seen who done it. There is NO reward offered for the arrest and conviction of the "Bubba Bandit".
Please contact your local C3VR agent if you have ANY information on this dastardly deed done by dis dummy, Dr. Dipschtick.
                                      

                                                     ">click on imageAdams' Apple2006-10-06 19:19:29

"Administrator Wartell...Administrator Wartell, first-year resident Spielman is asking if he's going to get any time off over this weekend, seeing as how everyone else is?"

"He's working the graveyard shift right now, and he says it's pretty lonely around there..."

Doctors Doctors and Doctors, sorry but my puter caught a virus and had to be disinfected, by the way, I have come down with a nasty rash myself that is moving about my body parts, my boys are swollen and what an Itch. Has anybody seen Nurse Micki? She needs to submit to a blood test in Doctor Styer's office in the morning. I need no time off I will work through, I have to recheck ward C4 for Dr. Styer, blast contaminates are minuet and can still exist. he requested a special disinfectant to be used..I note Dr. Adams beating around the bush on this one, well his specialty is trannies ya know, he should not have the lead on this one..Doctor Potshot  and Dr. Styer should have the answer by now..Maybe a specialist in electrical stimuli should be called in. I believe Administrator Wartell has their contact numbers, a conference should be called at once..Does anybody have any "Hydrocortisone grease with Aloe"?

Vee hav un diagnosis. Zee patient zeems to be quite radio-active. Now nurse Micki, leave DR. Ron alone und und hold onto zee schpididdlehopper vile I vee perform a radiovireotomy.

Yes Yes I'm on my way to the lobby area, "Clean up on isle 4", I get no respect around here..I hope Nurse Micki's test comes back negative.. Has anybody seen the new candy-striper Hilton? I have something for her and it's not Dr.Kapp's stethoscope either..Har, Har, Har.. Los Loco Cavios, I have their new album, matter of fact that's their sound right now playing in the lobby..I hope the Administration is keeping notes and a time line of this procedure, I think a malpractice suit is forthcoming against Dr. Adams and maybe several others in this matter, the Chee-vette needs to be out of sickbay and on it's way..Maybe this was a job for Osteopathic Manipulative Therapy by a Nurse practitioner or midwife and not the resident Doctor, Doctor? I also think that Orthophotos and aerial mapping is the new technique used nowadays to diagnose such problems as this..Doctors..