Of all the nurses in the place I seem to get the older ones, that's OK untill Nurse Tyler came along.  This woman must be a graduate of the AARP kick Dennis's butt school of cardiac sadism.

 

"I need to change this IV"  Rips all the tape off my arm along with the few hairs I have. OWWWW. Thank you maam can I have another.

    Then she says ..."I see an enema on the orders....."   All my hair turned white, I gripped the matress so hard that rivers of foam was coming out of the seams. My mouth was devoid of all moisture.  Even my maniless left the U.S.

 

2 seconds later she says " oh my bad, that was for Mr. Wilkens across the hall."  OMG it felt like 2hours untill I got all my senses back. My hands are still tingling from the death grip.

 

Thanks Nurse Tyler for making my day I feel so much better I am ready to go home right now. "Not yet dear you still have a cath tomorrow"  I want Monday to come so fast.   That woman sounds like Godzilla tromping down the halls here.

 

I will post more later if they don't tighten the restraints too much.   DB

 

Nice Tux......real nice......that's guna cause permanent shrinkage

gota love hammerin the brother when he's down.....no up......no down.

Nurse Tyler has left (Godzilla) and in her place..... Ms. Darlene (Happy). I have never seen a woman who is so happy all the time. Super bubbly personality. I swear she has bubble coming out of her nose, her hair and yes even her a$$. She just floats all over the place giggling and laughing.

 

I bet she takes more pharmaceuticles then I do. Give me some of them woman. I need to test some of them out.  All I get is potassium supplements, plavix, asprin, and underarm deoderant.

 

I can walk better already and feel pretty good.  Ol' Linda better be ready when I get home I'm feeling very frisky.  You gotta break in the hardware you know.  I did have one close call this am.  They woke me up to get weighed and I did have a little woody peeking out but I don't think they saw it in the semi dark room.  Only there was a lot of laughter from the nurses desk a few minutes after they left.

 

I will tell more tomorrow.    music~;"get it on little pony get it on...";~  DB

John