Topic: Did'ya know.......
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That you should not use your girlfriends pilates/exercise mat as an under-car work mat, and then drip gasoline on it and don't say anything untill she uses it for exercise class.
Her: Are you brain dead??? All I smelled was gas at the class this morning. You owe me a new mat!!
Me: I did'nt smell anything... really. Side note: I have an impaired sense of smell. I can detect very few smells, including all types of gas.
These women are soooo sensitve about their stuff.
These women are soooo sensitve about their stuff.Did you know.... that using bath towels under the car that I got from her house is not a good idea either. I just needed something soft for my head. She is soooo sensitive.
Why does she not have hand cleaner at her house??? I washed my hands with those little blue balls of soap and now I smell like a French Poodle at the club.
Her: Did you use my blue face ball soap????
Me: It looked like soap to me.
Her: You IDIOT... thats for my face, not your greasy hands!!!
Me: Soap is soap. (did not say out loud; blue balls for the face???)
She is sooo sensitve.
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Don't use her funnels........either......
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Debbie reaction to this is "How about wife gets new husband?" 
I asked her if I ever did anthing like that??? 
She justed rolled her eyes. 
She justed rolled her eyes. Wonder what that means.......
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Don't use her oven to bake that new powder coated intake, either... 
and..don't use the turkey baster to put brake fluid in the master cyl...
and..don't use the turkey baster to put brake fluid in the master cyl...
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And do not even think about using the bathtub to clean parts!!!!
[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]Don't use her oven to bake that new powder coated intake, either...
and..don't use the turkey baster to put brake fluid in the master cyl... [/QUOTE]
....... she has since bought me my very own turkey baster, big plastic bowls and a measuring cup - what a gal! 
and..don't use the turkey baster to put brake fluid in the master cyl...
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....... she has since bought me my very own turkey baster, big plastic bowls and a measuring cup - what a gal!
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