Well, fellers, and fellerettes...I have a confession.
My job sometimes(otay...MOST of the time) requires me to drive stuff I really don't wanna drive. Today was no different. We got a late model Musturd, DOHC, BLOWN, SVT Cobra(whew...) in da shop for a clutch problem. I was forced to go drive it to see if it was a clutch, or the automatic adjuster for the clutch cable. Reluctantly, I did as I was told.
S.O.B!!!!!! That little POS will RUN!
I've driven a few C5s with blowers, and hair dryers, and I've driven some Nitrous cars. I'm tellin ya, that CobraTurd is miles ahead. This thing just blew me away(no pun intended). I laid two stripes down the road at least a quarter mile...in 3rd gear, at 50mph, before I had to back out of it. (I almost had something in me pants...but not from bein askeered. )
What a friggin RUSH! It's the most exciting acceleration I've EVER felt in a street car. I have to say, I'm impressed...just don't tell anyone I said that. This car was absolutely un-friggin-believable. It's still a POS Musturd, but...it's a FAST POS Musturd!
What a bummer to have to drive home in da Mercedes diesel( 83 ground poundin, fire breathin, tire smokin, earth shakin horsepower) after that.

Reckon Mama will let me put a huffer on the '85 when I get ready to build it ? Please-oh-please-oh-please!!!

Forgive my gushing...if it don't rain tomorrow, I'll have to get one of the Vettes out for a drive for my pennence for lavishing such praise on a F..F....F.....ferd...(there, I said it)
Anyone else driven one of these things? Or OWN one?

WOW that scared me. I don't much guess it was the clutch to lay down a quarter mile of rubber in 3rd gear.
I know a guy who has one and wants me to play with him. I'm a thinkin I will stay home

  Joel you were playing with an engine underated at 390hp without the blower. My neighbor has one and it dynoed at 435hp without any upgrades. I hope the customer didn't need a new clutch since he will surely need new back tires now.

So yer neighbor has a blown SVT? Dynoed @435? AT LEAST! I tell ya...fer such a small engine, that little ba#@$*d will MOVE!

No, I think the clutch is otay on dis one! It did need a cable, tho. It HAD new tars on da back when it got there...

Ken, I think you might want to shy away from runnin against one, unless you got something in yer car I don't know about...like a Fuel engine!
I don't have a clue what the "specs" are on the blown CobraTurds, but they gotta be sweet. Too bad they put it in such a pos car! I think it's the same engine set-up that's in the GTs. I can just imagine what THAT must be like!

My neighbors car is a 2004 SVT cobra with a 4.6 DOHC and supercharger. Like I said, it's rated at 390hp but is actually underated at the factory. His dynos between 430 and 435. They just can't hook up with street tires.

I get strips of rubber in third too - WHEN I SLAM ON THE BRAKES!!!

Easy Joel, now there will always be that little F..FF..Ferd..in the back of your mind..Forget it..Found On The Road Dead..It's not what you like to drive..It will pass.. Move on..

Jest ta bring ya back round ta yer senses bro think what ya would have if ya took an 04 Z06 an stuffed a huffer on it. Ya ortta have about 440 - 450 HP wit 6 gears ta play wit. Now how'z about a big Texas style "OH YEAH"! Tuxblacray2007-04-07 05:44:42

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Flippin Old Rebuilt Dodge! Tuxblacray2007-04-07 06:11:40