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Mysterious 710

Posted: 5/26/06 10:15am Message 1 of 7
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Vette(s): 1970 LT-1 Convertible Bridgehampton Blue Metallic 1999 Convertible Nassau Blue Metallic

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Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked the mechanics for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and one mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"?

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."?

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

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Mysterious 710

Posted: 5/26/06 11:49am Message 2 of 7
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Vette(s): 1980 L-48 still in the middle of a frame-off.
Thats bad



Corvettes and women are the same...You want to make love to them but they keep breaking down.

Mysterious 710

Posted: 5/26/06 5:57pm Message 3 of 7
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Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/ Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight" #2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
I know that woman!!! She came in and wanted me to change the air in her tires.


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Posted: 5/27/06 4:04pm Message 4 of 7
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Vette(s): Previous: 1984 Silver / Charcoal Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe / 1989 Artic White Coupe / 2001 Speedway White Roadster / Present:1976 Stingray Black / Black, Auto, 350 slightly modified (355 hp) Luxor Wires Redline Tires. / 1989 Roadster Bright Red...

Mysterious 710

Posted: 5/27/06 6:15pm Message 5 of 7
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Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/ Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight" #2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
Around here, it's all thick, and grey. (You know, the cheap stuff!!) It comes in 5 pound cans. Took three cans to git er done. Sold her an extra can, just in case....


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Posted: 5/29/06 3:46pm Message 6 of 7
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CUYAHOGA FALLS, OH - USA
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Vette(s): 1975 C3 Red, T-Tops, Black Interior. All I need is time and money! Getting there!
As weird and stupid as it sounds, I had a person come into Autozone, my part time job, and actually ask for a seven ten cap.  There really are people that stupid.


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Posted: 5/29/06 5:04pm Message 7 of 7
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Vette(s): 2004 Commemorative Edition Coupe, Auto w/HUD. 13K miles in 2015. Sold 1982 Red Coupe
Ken,
They ain't stooped. They jus looked thangs deffrnt then us'en.
And they ain't all blonde ladies either.


 
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