Topic: 3 Ladies in a Sauna
in Forum: Humor
Lifetime Member3 LADIES IN A SAUNA
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A REDNECK WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER
FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE REDNECK WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE KNEW SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND
WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
WHEN SHE KNEW ALL HAD NOTICED, THE REDNECK WOMAN FINALLY SAID...
"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX."
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MICK - C3VR Lifetime Member #113
Lifetime MemberNow that there is funny right there...
I don't care who you are, that is funny right there.
Alan
very good one , Mick! Here's another: An oriental worker called
his boss and said he too tired to come to work. The boss told him he
always asked his wife for sex when he was tired and it jolted up his
energy so he should try the same thing with his wife. The oriental came
into work 2 hours later looking really energized. His boss asked him if
he had tried his suggestion and the oriental said back, "Yes, and you
have nice house too!"
It got quite a laugh. [/QUOTE]
Ken,
How can you tell if you are getting a FAX unless you are naked?
And what's wrong with 3 naked ladies in a sauna anyway?
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Lifetime Member[QUOTE=Aegisfang] very good one , Mick! Here's another: An oriental worker called his boss and said he too tired to come to work. The boss told him he always asked his wife for sex when he was tired and it jolted up his energy so he should try the same thing with his wife. The oriental came into work 2 hours later looking really energized. His boss asked him if he had tried his suggestion and the oriental said back, "Yes, and you have nice house too!" [/QUOTE]
Good one!
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