> >4 Golfers

> >

> > One weekend four married guys went golfing. During the 4th hole, the

> > following conversation took place.

> >

> > First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out

> > golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint

> > every room in the house next weekend."

> >

> > Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will

> > build her a new deck for the pool."

> >

> > Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife

> > that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

> >

> > They continued to play the hole when they realized that the fourth

> > guy

has

> > not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about

what

> > you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

> >

> > Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I

> > shut

off

> > my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Golf course or sex?' She

said,

> > 'Don't forget your sweater.'

!!!