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Topic: 5 Rules for Men

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5 Rules for Men

Posted: 11/4/08 2:37pm Message 1 of 8
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5 RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE:

 

 

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home; who cooks from time to time and cleans up around the house.

 

 

 

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

 

 

 

3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust.

 

 

 

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be in it with you.

 

 

 

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

 




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Thumbs%20Up Thats great, Larry.Thumbs%20Up   Guess I was real lucky, got the first 4 all in one gal.   Wink  Thumbs%20Up
 
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[QUOTE=Dejablu]Thumbs%20Up Thats great, Larry.Thumbs%20Up   Guess I was real lucky, got the first 4 all in one gal.   Wink  Thumbs%20Up
 
Larry
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Ditto.............sep I don't let mine cook.....I'm da chef in da house.Big%20smile




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[QUOTE=Dejablu]Thumbs%20Up Thats great, Larry.Thumbs%20Up   Guess I was real lucky, got the first 4 all in one gal.   Wink  Thumbs%20Up
 
Larry
[/QUOTE] Larry, you are one lucky Dude!!!


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[QUOTE=ebo][QUOTE=Dejablu]Thumbs%20Up Thats great, Larry.Thumbs%20Up   Guess I was real lucky, got the first 4 all in one gal.   Wink  Thumbs%20Up
 
Larry
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Ditto.............sep I don't let mine cook.....I'm da chef in da house.Big%20smile
[/QUOTE] Ebo woman is a lucky Dudette! Man you are like McCain, with his "trophy" wife......man...................


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Ditto.............sep I don't let mine cook.....I'm da chef in da house.Big%20smile
[/QUOTE] Ebo woman is a lucky Dudette! Man you are like McCain, with his "trophy" wife......man...................[/QUOTE]
 
I got's lots more hair den McCainLOL




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[QUOTE=ebo]
 
Ditto.............sep I don't let mine cook.....I'm da chef in da house.Big%20smile
[/QUOTE] Ebo woman is a lucky Dudette! Man you are like McCain, with his "trophy" wife......man...................[/QUOTE]
 
I got's lots more hair den McCainLOL
[/QUOTE]The QUESTION is WHERE?Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing



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Larry thats reminds me of a famous Jackie Gleason smokey and the Bandit line
 
"When we get home Junior, i'm guna slap your moma! Cause dare ain't no way you is from my loins!!!!" Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing




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