Topic: 50th Anniversary
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At a 50th anniversary celebration at the church, the
minister asked
Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some
insight into how he
managed to live with the same woman all these years.
The husband replied
to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect,
spent money on her,
but mostly I took her traveling on special
occasions."
The minister inquired trips to where?
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing,
China."
The minister then said, "What a terrific example
you are to all
husbands, Ralph. Please tell the audience what
you're going to do for
your wife on your 50th anniversary?"
Brother Ralph: "I'm going to go get her."
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Ive got another one with 50 years
A young couple are on their way to get married when they get hit by a bus. St. Peter lets them in and they ask him "Can we get married now that we're in heaven?" St. Peter says "sure, but it will take about 20 to 25 years"
25 years later st peter sends a message to the couple telling them that they can get married. They go seem him, they get married, and start their married life.
after 10 years of marriage they decide they are sick of each other and want a divorce. They go see St peter and ask "Can we get a divorce in heaven?" St peter says "Yes, but it will take at least 50 years!"
"50 years!!!" they exclaim. "Why does it take so long? It took 25 years to married and now you are saying it will take 50 to get a divorce."
St peter replies. "It took 25 years to get a preacher up here, it's going to take at least 50 to get a lawyer"
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