Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane.  

Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." 

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy. " 

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Sh*t, I could throw all of their @sses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.