Subject: Get in Line

A woman was leaving Starbucks with her morning coffee
when she noticed an unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
hearse about 50 feet behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a
pit bull dog on a leash.
Behind her were 200 women, walking single file.
The woman couldn't contain her curiosity.
She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and
said,
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time
to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my
ex-husband."
"I'm so sorry. What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, then who is in the second
hearse?"
The woman answered, "His girlfriend. She was trying to
help my ex when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between
the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."

       

DUDE.  I need a dog now....    

Yeah an just think 200 grieving women looking for a shoulder to cry on.

[QUOTE=Tuxblacray]
Yeah an just think 200 grieving women looking for a shoulder to cry on. [/QUOTE]

just remember, each of those 200 woman have a dog! 

I don't think a 3 lb teacup Chihuahua could do much damage!!