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A Lawyer with a Heart

Posted: 5/17/09 8:03am Message 1 of 1
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating  grass.

 Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

 He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'

  'We don't have any money for food,' the  poor man replied.     'We have to eat  grass.'

 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house  and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.

 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that  tree.'

 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

  Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also.'

  The second man, in a pitiful voice, then  said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'

  'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered  

  They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

  Once underway, one of the poor fellows  turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'

  'Thank you for taking all of us with  you.'

 The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.

  'You'll really love my place.

  'The grass is almost a foot high'

 




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