Topic: A Message from the Retirees
in Forum: Humor
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Loving Retirement!
I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?'
Well... I'm fortunate to have a few friends who have backgrounds in chemical engineering, and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty darn good at it too!
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Sounds great, Larry. Now, me, I guess I'm a wimp, I just convert coffee, tea, water and milk into urine. I spent 20 years in the Corps and did my share of drinking. Gave it up a long time ago.
Larry
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
[QUOTE=Dejablu]Sounds great, Larry. Now, me, I guess I'm a wimp, I just convert coffee, tea, water and milk into urine. I spent 20 years in the Corps and did my share of drinking. Gave it up a long time ago.
in you. Take care!
Larry
[/QUOTE] You're right Larry, The strongest I drink is Coke (full strength). Non of the wimpy diet, or caffine free. I don't even like alcohol. In the last year I had two Black Russians, when my wife and I went out for our 36th anniversary. I guess I'm a wimp, also. I don't even drink coffee. Hey I see you still drink milk...........that's good..........it's the KID
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