$5,000 loan.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the
title and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000
loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have
had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke.

If she was really smart, she would have borrowed only $1000, saving her $12.

Er...wouldn't that make the loan officer blond? Adams' Apple38884.7499884259