REDNECK VACATION

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

A small lad asked if Jesus was a man or woman?
The dad replied that he could be either at this point in time, he is so much to so many.
The lad then asked, is Jesus white or black?
Again, the answer, He could be either one, it's hard to say.
The lad thought a minute and asked
"Dad, Does Jesus look like Michael Jackson?"