> A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the  

> afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".  

> The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where  

> the hell are you!? 

> Husband: Darling - do you remember that Jewelery shop where  you saw the  

> Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with  it, and I didn't have money to  

> buy for you  at that time, and I said Baby  “it'll be  yours one day”. 

> Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes! I remember that my Love! 

> Husband: Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop.