(because they are plugged into a genius)

 
2 WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

 
(they don't stop to ask directions)

 
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

 (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

 
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

 (so they won't hump women's legs at corktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

 
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.  Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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 Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough..

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

The last one don't fit me.  If all else fails, then I do look at the instruction manual, but ONLY IF I HAVE TO!!!!  Please, don't tell anyone, ok guys??