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Topic: Al. E. Newman

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Al. E. Newman

Posted: 1/7/06 9:09pm Message 1 of 10
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I can't stand it...
Bob(Griffiths), this one's for you!
Quotes from Alfred E. Newman, a make believe cartoon character invented to say funny things and make us laugh;

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman


We are living in a world today
where lemonade is made from
artificial flavoring and furniture polish
is made from real lemons...
Alfred E Newman

What, Me worry?
Alfred E Newman

America; first we fight for our freedom,
then we make laws to take it away.
Alfred E Newman

Most people don't act stupid:
it's the real thing!
Alfred E Newman

The reason many people are lost in thought
is because its unfamiliar territory!
Alfred E Newman

How come we choose from just 2 people
for president and 50 for Miss America?
Alfred E Newman

Who says nothing is impossible?
Some people do it every day!
Alfred E Newman

Blood is thicker than water...
but it makes lousy lemonade!
Alfred E Newman....
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Al. E. Newman

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I say true to ALL.




Al. E. Newman

Posted: 1/8/06 12:21am Message 3 of 10
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It is a MAD world Adam


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I used to love reading MAD magazine as a youngester. Always had some really wacky stuff.


 
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Al. E. Newman

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Scary thought that a cartoon charcter from 40 years ago makes good political sense yet today. Must be written by commen sense kinda people.


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Al. E. Newman

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Oh yeah,that is Alfred,at first I thought it was a picture of JOEL ,Man that brings back memories,I used to read MAD magazine faithfully


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Al. E. Newman

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Ya know I need to call Mr Obvious (cause I never made the connection). Now that you menttion it do you think Joel has a twin?
Since I'm just a little in a big sea I better be swimmin along...


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Al. E. Newman

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Man, I loved MAD magazine & liked the art work in there. Read them when I was a kid. That's what started me drawing live caricatures & I get paid for it!!   
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Al. E. Newman

Posted: 1/9/06 10:09am Message 10 of 10
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Alfred Rules!!!


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