News Release-Medical

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as
they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any
more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb
and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5"








... At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in
Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia and parts of Washington DC .

 Joel...we have members in some of those states. You might not make it "to" the tail of the dragon.

 

That there is funny right there......I don't care who you are...

right there.

Alan

Natural born redneck...AND I don't want any more kids either.

  Laughed so hard my dentures fell out....

Forgive him Lord & God bless the Pygmy's in New Guinea.

Very similar to the man who wanted circumcised.  He went to the first doctor and asked how much it cost.  "Humph, too much!" he declared, and left the doctor's office.

At the second doctor he got another quote.  "Humph, too much!"   Then there was another quote from a third doctor.  "Humph, too much!"

So the man decided to do the job himself, and save some cash.  He place his object on a chopping block, swung his trusty hatchet, and looked at his work in shock.

"Humph, TOO MUCH!"