Take this small test...cheat iffin ya has to...

You am a rednek iffin you ever...

1.    Have your ever said Hey ya'll watch this and ended up in the hospital?
2.    Used a road sign to sight in your rifle?
3.    Drank so much that you have woke up in the bed with a woman who weighs twice as much as
        you do?
4.    Ever threw up in your boot?
5.    Woke up naked in your front or back yard?
6.    You scratch yourself no matter when are where you are at?
7.    When you fart you invite others to come share the aroma with you?
8.    You have ever shared a spit can.
9.    You got lost in the woods, chased up a tree by wild hogs, then have an owl fly into your head.
10. Poured you sippin whiskey in your truck to give it enough gas to make it home.
11. Have ever pooped on your overall straps.
12. Touched yourself in an impure manner while in your tree stand.
13. Accidentally shot a hole in your house while cleaning your gun.
14. Fell out of your tree stand and break both of your legs.
15. Gave yourself a hicky by sticking a suction cup to your forehead. (Way to go Jeffro)
16. Used pantyhose as a fan belt to keep your truck cool enough to keep playing in the mudd.
17. Thrown up because you were trying to dig a hair out of your throat.
18. Ever slid down the highway on your ass because you are too manly to wear a seat belt.
19. You hooked up with a girl as a result of a message on the wall of the men's room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
20. You actually know someone who has been on Springer.
21. You have used your lawnmower to pull you truck and trailer back home because the truck broke down.


Only one "yup" answer to any of these here kwestions kwalifys you as a rednek...kongratchulashuns...

I'm not gonna say how many I can relate to........

So whut's yer pint?

Now dagnabit, I misseded me 3 of them, i thoughted fer sure i were completely redneck.  Heck, one of em was Springer, but i never did claim to know any real life stars.

Guess I'm not as redneck as I thought..........

[QUOTE=deeboy59]

If'n I gota hunter percent, do I win that there blue ribon ?

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Well, shore ya do...all ya gots tuh do am git it away from muh ol sow Bettsy ...she's kinda taken a fancy to it...   

hummmmm.... dat dar a problem !!.... see'ns Betsy don't right'ly cotton ta me gett'n too close ta her sense'n  daaat dare "stump train'n" epa-so-die!

[QUOTE=gs77vet]Well you-all, I guess I am, I'm guilty of #5. What, hey I am from Alabama!!!!!!!!!Gene (You should have seen what was lying beside me, I would do it again)[/QUOTE]