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Posted: 12/2/05 7:46am Message 1 of 4
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WEST SENECA, NY - USA
Joined: 12/3/2001
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Vette(s): 1981 Blue Ice Met. w/pearl ghost flames TKO500 5speed. LS1 Swap 3.45 Dana 44.

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
 "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,  dependent on
 some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
 

 

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

 

Sarge





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Posted: 12/2/05 11:19am Message 2 of 4
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Vette(s): Previous: 1984 Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe, 1989 Coupe, 2001 Roadster Present: 1967 Stingray Roadster, 1976 Stingray Coupe, 1989 Roadster..

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Posted: 12/2/05 6:16pm Message 3 of 4
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Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/ Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight" #2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
Scary thought. Always put it in writing, and be VERY specific!!


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Posted: 12/2/05 8:07pm Message 4 of 4
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Vette(s): 2004 Commemorative Edition Coupe, Auto w/HUD. 13K miles in 2015. Sold 1982 Red Coupe
Without his beer and TV, he probably has a painful death.

In about 20 minutes.


 
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