Topic: And The Lord Said..... (Well Sort Of)
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A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis
has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden,
you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more.
We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us
to remember how much you love us."
And God said, I will create a companion for you that willbe with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you areand will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be
a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and
was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted. And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacorks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.
"And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with themand who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of
adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy.
And Cat didn't give a crap one way or the other.
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That's a good one. We got both a dog and cats (yes, plural on the cats). I used to be a dog person; I'm changing to a cat person. They're so much easier to take care of because they are independent. Besides, I like to taunt them with remote control toys. 
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[QUOTE=kkfinch]Besides, I like to taunt them with remote control toys. [/QUOTE] OMG Karen you wanna really taunt a Cat, get a laser pointer, my dog goes nuts when he sees the little light go across the floor
[/QUOTE] OMG Karen you wanna really taunt a Cat, get a laser pointer, my dog goes nuts when he sees the little light go across the floor MARK
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Yeah, I agree about the laser pointer. Right now, the batteries are dead in ours. I gotta get those batteries cause it is hilarious to watch a cat chase a red dot!!! The dog just sits there watching the cats like they're nuts (which they are).
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Cats are OK, especially when well done. 
But dogs rule.
But dogs rule. 
We have 3 cats, I had no say in the matter, but they're ok.
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