Guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he
> put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
> home. You want it, you take it".
>
> For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
twice
> at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this
> deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
> "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
>
> Caution! These people Vote
>
>
>
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which
> direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking
> him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When
> my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for
> sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
that
> stuff"...
>
> She ALSO votes!
>
>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got
> a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open.
> I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
> week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
end
> the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".
>
> He ALSO votes!!
>
>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut
through
> a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. ..
>
> My sister ALSO votes!
>
>
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier
> multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
>
> He ALSO votes!
>
>
>
> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
> attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
chain
> rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's
nose
> and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head
is
> turned...
>
> My friend ALSO votes!
>
>
> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the
> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed
> up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
> professional and I was in good hands. "Now, she asked me, has your
plane
> arrived yet?". .
>
> SHE ALSO votes!

Boy, you need to make some changes in your life, these people are way to intelligent . I use to have a boss that would tell use what the weather was like in our morning meetings. As if I didn't know. That god he is gone

My wife calls a number on the phone to see what the temp/weather is outside. She votes, too.